I give free dancing lessons to any human who will pick me up. If Dad can learn, so can you. Watch the video.

On Saturday everyone had supper. There was a plate on the table from supper. It had some sauce on it! So I went on the closest chair and sat there for a while.

and sat there…..

“sigh’ and sat there….

Never mind about that plate! Look at that food over there!

Look at me driving!

Mom is in the chair next to me, playing with a big wheel. Mom does that alot. I wonder why…

This is Colleen. She is the closest to my height in the WHOLE Clarke family. She likes to feed me at lunch time. Which makes me love her very much! Colleen gives me lots of kisses!

Last Sunday, I had the best nuts EVER! They were ice crem nuts.

MMMMMMM….. That was GOOD!

I am so comfortable in this bundle of blankets! I could stay in this pile for hours!

SNORT!!!!!! SNORE!! ZZZZZZZ…..

As you may know, I am a Ghostpugster, secret agent, songwriter, fashion model, karate fighter, and all-around protecter dog. But did you know that I have Force powers? All Force-sensitive dogs have glow-in-the-dark eyes. Look, I can show you!

Isn’t that cool?!!!??

The reason you have not heard from me lately is because I have been undercover in Ohio with my family!

OOPS!!! I have already told you too much… you will have to be eliminated(sorry!)!
Computer Voice: This computer will self destruct in 5…4…3…2…1…… PEEEEFFFFFFFFTTT……Click!
Sargent: “Um, Doug?”
Doug: “Darn it! Sargent! It didn’t work!”

MOM called me cute!!! Mom usually calls me ugly, but now Mom called me cute!!!!!

Shhhhhhhhh! I am trying to get that sprite ! It’ll make me hyper and go all over the place! Oh, oop’s, I am yelling when I just told you to be quiet. Hehehehehheehe.