Everyday I get kissed and loved. I get treats and walks. I love being loved!

SARGENT:”Krrrrrr…. Doug? Are you at your post? Over.”
DOUG:”Roger that Sargent. Over”
SARGENT: “Are you ready for your next mission? You have to get all the doggie treats in the doggie bin. Over.”
DOUG: “Yes but……. I’m pretty sure that Billy knows our plan. Over.”
SARGENT: “Gar! How could you let such sensitive plans be discovered?! Over”
DOUG: “He found […]

I LOVE going for rides! I have to protect my humans from all the cars and people! Every time I see one I bark and bark and bark and bark! I don’t think my humans like it, for some reason. But it’s for their own good! Woof!

Mom thinks I am fat! Well… the vet does too… but the vets are always wrong! They also say I need to trim my nails! Oh, the horror! Anyway, I am not fat! Just a little overweight!
Here is a picture of me. In dog language I am saying “I am not fat!”