Did you know that one time, my owners got a mini Christmas tree? Neither did I! One time they brought it up from the basement, and I found out it was EVIL! It stole my bandana and my chewie! Then it slowly turned around and walked toward me. Finally, I scared it away. I’m not […]

Saturday morning my owners left me and then they came back. Billy was not with them, but Tifani was. They put these things on their heads and one on my neck!
Here is a picture of Tifani and the Clarke girls with their wreath things on…

Mom was driving down the driveway in Tim’s car. AN EXHAUST PIPE FELL OFF OF TIM’S CAR!! I protected my humans, it was a long, dangerous, and tricky fight, but I WON! It was NO match for me. If you have any troublesome exhaust pipes hanging around, you know who to call!

I like soft places. Like the my humans’ beds. But I am not allowed on beds! Oops! Looks like I was caught!

Every time I get in the car and when little wet bombs come down from the sky, these huge scary things go back and forth, trying to eat you! But I am so fast that they can’t get me! Nananananana…. Super Dog!

Abbey was taking me for a walk and all of a sudden my harness came off! Abbey said it looked my pants fell down! Billy and Colleen were at David and Christopher’s, so Colleen helped Abbey put on the harness. While Abbey and Colleen were putting the harness back on a car went by! Boo […]

Last night, something really wet came down out of the sky. At first I thought it was another layer of the sky; wet instead of crunchy. I’m still not sure what it is. But when my humans took me out there, I checked it out, but finally decided that I was NOT going to go […]

I was on a, as my humans say, w-a-l-k. So while Shannon, Billy, Mom and I were on the w-a-l-k, Billy was being attacked by THE BAMBOO OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was a live stick! So I protected Billy, but the BAMBOO OF DOOM was too fast, so I barked!!! I made it […]

Saturday was my first birthday! It was fun becuase I got a new harness the day before my birthday, I got new chewies, and I got spoiled! They sang this song called ‘Happy Birthday…’
It sounded alot like this.

Here are some pictures of my new harness…

These are my neighbors!
This is good old Jasper. He is the boss of the neighborhood! He is a golden retriever

These guys are Milo and Callie! They bark alot! Milo is the brown one. Callie is the white one. They are Pomeranians.

This is Sire. He is WAY bigger now!! This is a puppy picture! Sire is […]